Tuesday, 02 October 2012
I was assembling a floor lamp last night. I was on my knees trying to figure out the cryptic instructions and slowly making progress. It was getting uncomfortable so I lowered my hips. If I did it properly, my butt would have been resting on my heels. As I lowered my hips, my ass bumped into something. I thought it was the box and didn't think too much about it. Then I heard "ssssssssssssss...." and wondered what that noise was. I felt liquid in my butt. I turned around and realized I've sat on a can of silicone spray. It sprayed silicone lubricant in my butt. WTF!
I had just used the lubricant on a couple of parts and put the spray can down behind me. When I leaned back, I "sat" on it and it sprayed right through my pants and boxers into you know where. Is this stuff poisonous? I tore off my pants and ran into the shower.
Anyone joking about lube on my butt will be met with a very stern look from me. I am not amused.