March 22, 2008

  • spam attack

    I’ve been getting a lot of spam in my email.  Thankfully almost all of it gets filtered to my spam folder.  Based on the subjects of
    the junkmail,  (100 to 150 a day) the spammers have concluded that

    1. I like
      Rolex
    2. If the
      sender has a Chinese sounding name, I’ll open the email.
    3. I have
      a very small penis and am impotent 
    4. I’ll
      open emails if it has my name as the sender
    5. I like to purchase prescription drugs
    6. I like to get rich

    Don't even try to guess which one is true. 

Comments (15)

  • I won't even go there but thanks for the very entertaining post.  

  • LOL, that is funny. These spammers are quite the mindreaders aren't they?

    I am apparently on the rolodex of approximately 430 Nigerian warlords ... whoever thought I'd be a player on the world stage?

  • I love things that start with, "Do you like to have fun?" 

  • I open all email from Chinese sounding names too, but likely for different reasons

  • I hardly get any spam mail, and I even use Hotmail! I think it's because I didn't use my email address for anything. As for my older email address, I get tonnes of spam everyday! It's like out of control now.

  • that is alot of spam for a day. i get the same type of spam mail too, so i never check them 

  • SPams....oh spamss... hehehe =)

  • I have a good filter too. I get a lot of spam with the same messages. Maybe it is because of my age. I think for every 20 spams I get one serious email.
    RYC: Thanks - you enjoy your weekend.

  • haha...i have lots of spams every day...just dont know if ppl open them

  • hahaha  i have tons of spam too...  and some of it makes me laugh, like the ones that suggest that i need to lose weight (since i'm already underweight and wouldn't mind gaining a few pounds hahaha).

  • @zozoyork - you naughty engineer! 

  • lol, I never open those spam, I just report it as spam. I guess my spam filter not as good as yours.

  • I hate spam e-mails.....I just cleaned

    out over 1000 plus in the last few weeks.

    It is just more fun than a barrel of monkeys (((((((( lies lies all lies))))))))))

    Glad you liked the paella, let me know how it comes out.

    HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hey, we'll feel the same about you no matter which ones of those are true.

  • in my case, it's mostly no.3  ;(

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