May 3, 2009
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I hate cleaning!
That's it!!!! I've had it! I absolutely hate to clean!
Does anyone want to be my maid / cleaning boy / butler / organizer / dustball eradicator?
If you have an obsessive compulsive cleaning disorder and need to clean, please email me now! Your house is already clean and orderly. It's not a challenge anymore. Come clean my condo instead. This is a win / win scenario. I won't make fun of your disorder. In fact, I think it's a tragedy the world calls it a disorder. It's a valued and much underrated trait. Come hang out at my condo. You will feel welcomed and valued.
If I have to use the broom or the swifter anymore, I'm gonna scream!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna get out the flame thrower and use it on those rather large dustballs.
Comments (33)
I'm border line ocd....I don't loooove to clean, but I don't mind it and can't stand for things to be dirty around me.
You should see "How clean is your house?" It really is ironic how people love to stay in a good place yet hate to even pick up the broom and sweep the floor.
i'll be your house boy. Right after you pay for my all expenses paid trip to canada, lol.
If you'll cook some of that great food from your blog for me, I'll come clean!
@NoPenniesHere - just finished dinner and will do a bit more spring cleaning. At least all the laundry is done. Growl....
@Norcani - I know... I think I got all the major dustballs rounded up. The laundry is done and the dishes are all washed.
@alchemystfury - hmm.... first class return ticket, 1 cleaning visit a week, you'll probably want some food too (lechon, lumpia, pansit...) and access to internet. I'm sure the place will be clean but I won't be able to have any money left for the mortgage.
@christao408 - those pictures have been photoshopped. hahahaha
I pace myself whenever I clean. That just goes to show how I enjoy it so much. You're in good company.
don't look at me! i hate to clean too!
The next time I come to t'ronto I will bring my cleaning supplies, ie: Linda my cleaning lady! When she walks in the door, I leave the house. Sweet Matt, Just do one little bit at a time darling, and EVERY DAY, AND STOP WHINING! muah .
@ZSA_MD - oh... but it just feels so good to whine. lol...
@ABSOLUTmichael - lol... another candidate gone.
@zionlover - yeah... I think I'll call it a night. There's no way I can get my place like one of those model houses you see on TV.
Yeah, I'm on the same side of the page as you are. I get sick of doing it, but when it needs done, I'm there with my apron on. (ok, not really an apron, but you can bet I have a cute feather duster.)
*~matthew~*
You know...cleaning extends your biological age, and reduces chance of some neurological disorder
I'll post the article if you wanted when I get to work on Monday
@Wangium - no...really? Interesting... I wonder if it also applies to people who clean for a living.
@bleuzeus - apron? hahaha... I think I just have to stop whining and get on with it.
The study was only done on people who actually cleaned their own homes on top of their day jobs.
I doubt professional cleaners do as good of a job in cleaning up as people would care to when they own their own homes...
When you find one? Send em over to me as well.
U need a virgo =P
I'll put some mop pads on Chazz's paws and rent him to you by the hour if you like!
@ElusiveWords - Alright... don't say I didn't offer, though! =)
what? filipino food? what do you think I am? lol. and I have my own laptop so i can just mooch off your signal for free. But yeah, I'm the problem to your house cleaning solutions. Because you see, once you start paying for my trips, you won't have to pay for your house. No house means no more house cleaning. Problem solved.
IF you do find someone to clean, there is a place in sunny Florida near the beach that also needs cleaned. Okay, I will offer the use of my guestroom!
hahaha sorry, my cleaning energy ran out... and my apartment isn't even all clean yet!
I need to find me someone with OCD, too. Lol!
If I ever go to Toronto, I'll let you know. I'll volunteer to help you clean, hahaha.
@Dezinerdreams - lol... I'm gonna charge you for the air fare.
@CareyGLY - I don't know about those claws. And if he decides to attack one of my cushions / blankets / pillows - there's no way I'm gonna grab it out of his mouth.
@zozoyork - a Virgo? They like to clean?
@alchemystfury - there is logic in what you say... hmm. hahahaha
@Fatcat723 - gee, it's gonna be tough for me to compete with the sun and surf.
@kunhuo42 - didn't you write an entry about spring cleaning?
@JL789 - get in line.
@mmmagination - hahaha... send resume and 3 references.
YES =P they are clean freak hehe
i'm all cleaned out...i just make my roommate do it and since i'm his older cousin he has to listen to me
time to hire a cleaning person once every 2 weeks like most of my friends.
What you need is a slutty man servant to clean while you watch so you'll enjoy cleaning again. Hahaha!
I hate to clean too...
if I am on my own, I am messy as hell
but back when I was in a rental situation
where I have a room-mate
I am clean...
I suppose my cleanliness depends on
if I have other people sharing my space.
Public space is clean,
private space is messy...
yeah I am weird
@icebladz - lol.... you have a great arrangement!
@brooklyn2028 - my bf will definitely not approve - lol.
@ZenPaper - I think that's true for most folks though. The pressure of someone that sees your public space is enough to drive most folks (including myself) to clean. You need to post a pic of your room.
me too..... I can do all the Laundry and Ironing but house cleaning......
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hahahha...i will clean your condo for free the next time i go camping there for couples of day ok?? and cook for you guys as well lol
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