September 23, 2009
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ramble on...
More nonsense from Mattie
1. I've noticed a lot of hair on the floor in my bathroom. Hair from down there. Good grief - I'm slowly going bald down there too.
2. One time, I told this guy who was traveling for the first time to Hong Kong, to check out the Chinatown there. I said it's bigger than the ones in Toronto. Yeah, he caught the joke.
3. The eye takes between 300 to 400 milliseconds to blink. If you look in the mirror, do you think you can see yourself blink?
4. I saw this woman in the elevator at my condo many months ago. She had this androgynous look that was absolutely seductive. She looked incredibly hot and sexy. Her perfume was enchanting. I never saw her again.
5. The remote control from my TV gets lost every day. I sometimes will find it in my basket for the mail near the door, the bathroom (I can't even see the TV from there), my bedroom, my kitchen counter, in my pants pocket or somewhere on the floor. One time I even took my bf's remote control home by mistake. It fell into my knapsack.
6. I have this wish to be a secret agent or a spy. But my bf reminds me that I don't handle pain well. The sight of a needle will cause me to spill my guts. That's why I'm in IT.
7. I don't like heights.
8. I want to have the ability to see the world through your eyes. I'll see your world as you're seeing it. I'll hear what people are saying to you and what you are saying back to them. That would be neat.
9. My brother had to put down his cat the other day. I remember when our first cat passed away, he and my dad dug a hole in our backyard and buried it there. I couldn't handle it and stayed inside at my room.
10. I must be really tired. When I'm tired, I get dopey and write stuff like this.
8. huh? what is this extra #8 doing here?
Comments (18)
Haha those first two were good ones. Sorry to hear about the hair down there (that rhymed!)
yeah, some girls look like guys. when i find out they are, in fact, women, i tend to lose interest. interesting that you still find her alluring....
it was a fun and short read.
i also hate heights - amusement park? more like, unamusement park - that's the best i could do.
things about mattie will never be nonsense especially if it connects with foods. hehehe..
Some excellent observations with which I can connect. See you are not going crazy. Well, I am sure I am not heheheh!!
hahaha i love the extra #8. and i really don't think you can see yourself blink. although i suppose you could try... it takes only about 50-60 msec to move your eyes from one place to another.
Which is worse? Going bald down there or going grey?
I'm pretty sure remote controls can grow legs and walk away. We lose ours all the time!
1. u don't shave/trim?!
2. nice one.
3. don't think so. didn't try though.
4. darn!
5. u and the remote eh?
6. me too haha
7. me too!
8. me too!!!
9. sad.
10. must be.
#4. May be it was a man dressed as a woman and your inner self recognized that and you were smitten? Ya think??
Yes the remote is always going for a hike all over the house here too. It's a little better now, that the children have left. But OMG. it used to be a mess searching for it all the time.
I don't like heights either!
oh........I thought it will only go grey down there.....
TMI!!
Androgyny can be hot sometimes, I think. Can be suuuuperhot. I once saw these two lesbians that were almost completely indecipherable, and it was way hot. Except it was kinda weird too.
1) my oldroommates would make big hairy messes and it was disgusting
every day i wanted to vomit. voooomit yuuucky. trimtrimtrim helps keep the floor clean.
The gray hair down there is what's getting to me... ugh...
I can't really be this old....
Something I've notice Matt,,, is there are no pictures of you?
Have I missed them? Or are they just not here?
Just curious.
*~matthew~*
#8 is your wish getting granted
@Roadlesstaken - thanks... you're a poet too!
@stepaside_loser - I almost deleted this entry after I wrote it. Within 30 minutes after posting this, I was in bed sound asleep.
@Renatojr3 - ah... there'll be a few more nonsensical entries.
@Fatcat723 - maybe we're both a bit crazy?
@kunhuo42 - you should try watching yourself in the mirror and see if you can catch yourself blinking. I had forgotten this is kinda in your area of expertise.
@christao408 - I don't know actually. Although I'm sure my bf will have an opinion on this.
@TheCheshireGrins - I should just velcro the remote to the couch or something.
@yang1815 - 3 "me too!" so I guess we have some things in common.
@ZSA_MD - I'm sure she was a woman. Her face just had this in between look. I can imagine the adventures you go through looking for the remote. hahaha...
@mmmagination - so if I were stranded in a very tall place and without your cell phone... heehee....
@agmhkg - I don't know about gray... I guess so. hahaha...
@CareyGLY - TMI? At least I didn't post pictures.
@secade - I guess I should clean the bathroom more frequently. hahahaha
@bleuzeus - you haven't missed them. I've never posted a picture of me. I like to be behind the camera.
@alchemystfury - I wish it was being granted. Oh wait - I can see what you're doing!
@ElusiveWords - fo shizzo!!!
@ElusiveWords - Cleaning the bathroom WILL change your life forever. Trust me.
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