December 6, 2009
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Silly Ninja Writer
Ninja Assassin - hmmm... well, lots of action, lots of blood (I never knew blood could be so red), some interesting effects, and of course Rain. The story line and writing could be a lot stronger. But overall it wasn't as bad I had feared. Rain was hotter than the Korean food I had a few weeks ago. I so inspired by his body, I just want to go to a gym afterwards. But instead, my bf and I went to an all you can eat Japanese food place. We ate everything. The irony is not lost on me.
I think I want to be a ninja. Imagine being so stealthy and quiet. Ninja sex would be mysterious and cloaked in secrecy. All you would hear are blankets flapping and the sound of ninja stars slicing through the air ripping off your clothes. It would be over before you even knew what happened.
A ninja's blog would be very concise. Every word has a purpose. You draw the reader in. The trap is sprung. *HAAHHHH* - one less reader. A ninja's blog never gets comments. Just lots of blood stains. No one dares to read their blogs.
Imagine being a ninja and working in retail or any service industry. Yeah... those annoying, stupid and IQ challenged customers would feel the wrath of the ninja's sword. We would have a lot less dumb customers. There would be a lot of stories for "Not Always Right" (sorry Sion).
Ninjas are great cooks. They take their time in the kitchen. It's the only time they can relax after a hard day of sneaking around, slicing and dicing enemies and creating fear. It's all healthy and delicious food. Food that nourishes the body and the mind. The only thing a ninja will not touch are stinky tofu and durian.
Ok... off to bed I go. So much for raising the standards of my writing.
Comments (36)
LOL! That was funny! Yeah i never knew blood could b so red either!
hahaha
Ninja cooking is the best.
LOL ... it's as though you are drunk on "Rain"
Aaaah he's got such a nice body! I should go see it. I also want to see the new Twilight because of that piece of man-meat that I've seen in every commercial. Gaaaaah.
Ninja sex just sounds like rape.
I actually liked Rain's body better before he got that ripped. I prefer this Rain:
http://careygly.xanga.com/599851033/i-love-a-rainy-night/
I want some ninja sex.
Love the post, Matt. Maybe you are a ninja in hiding lol.
This made me LOL. XD
You bring up a lot of valid interesting points haha. I feel inspired to do some ninja-like stuff now!
"It would be over before you even knew what happened." --generally, I don't think this is considered a good thing, y'know? =P
haha
I think you've just laid your soul bare with us, Matt. All of your dreams and desires are here. Ha ha ha...
@yorutenshi - glad you liked it.
@macphoto -
my brain doesn't do any serious thinking around bedtime.
@democrab - hahaha - yes it is!
@TheLatinObserver - just a wee bit.
@secade - ninja sex.. I used that term a few years back in my old (and closed down) blog. hee hee..
@CareyGLY - you must have everything organized perfectly. You always pull out an entry just like that!
@yang1815 - why are you looking at me like that?
@Fatcat723 - I just might be one. sigh...
@arenadi - glad it made you laugh.
@Roadlesstaken - try some ninja stuff on your brother. hee hee..
@just_the_average_jane - definitely not a good thing if you're a romantic type. Ninjas aren't romantic. hahaha
@unfrostedcereal -
@christao408 - well, not quite but come to think of it. hahahaha
OMG RAIN. ::dies from hotness::
@ElusiveWords - Just cause >:D
I wouldn't mind seeing it! Mmmmm.... body!
Hahaa, good post!
Yes, Rain is delectable.
I read "Ninjas have great cocks", instead of "Ninjas are great cooks."
Time for bed
ha ha ha, I havent watch that movie yet. I wanna go watch it.
@ElusiveWords - Baahaha. I am not a fan of ninja sex; it's over too quickly!
You are not only too cute, you are also too funny.
I've yet to see the movie,, but I will before it leaves the theater..
Rain... yum... indeed.
*~matthew~*
@noree_n - *throws cold water*
@mmmagination - hahaha... some flashy sword work and special effects. There's stuff of him training for the film in youtube too.
@stepaside_loser - HAHAHAHA - oh you naughty boy.
@vsan79 - go for it, it's one of those films where you don't have to think a lot.
@ZSA_MD - thanks.. I get into these silly mood sometimes.
@bleuzeus - I should try some of his workouts.
@secade - yeah but there's very little to clean up afterwards. hahaha...
@ElusiveWords - What fun is sex if it doesn't require cleaning up/repairs afterward?
hrmm, rain is just okay to me. Perhaps not my type. Now, if you remember back in the day, the Asian guy who played the second black power ranger was pretty cute = p
hahaha... lol... ehm, yes, well (let me compose myself for a sec). i haven't seen ninja assassin but considering it's from the creator of the matrix, i'd probably see it soon. don't care much for rain but i too recently inspired to get buffed up, thanks to Jacob from New Moon. let me say... DAMN! who would say no to a body like that?
anywho, yes, a ninja sex could be tricky but utterly sensational. a ninja is a very careful individual and would know exactly what to do with each and every one of his fingers. maybe his tongue too. he doesn't talk much but that's how i prefer it. he's fast but he's never in a hurry for he calculates his every move to be just right. no room for error. which is why he's also great in the kitchen. the only place he's got an excuse to cut, slice, chop, or butcher something with a sharp blade without a need for an explanation. then again, he'll eat alone for he's not much of a companion for a chit-chat.
a gifted food artisan and a great sex partner but a lifetime loner. how tragic
@alchemystfury - hahaha, for some reason i can't remember the guy. i only remember the pink girl - power rangers was very popular in australia, too.
@rudyhou - isn't jacob (taylor lautner) 17????? lol i think he's attractive but i dont feel attracted to him because of his age!
I think we all want to be ninjas!
How dare you drool over my future boyfriend Rain! Um, sorry, I lost my mind for a second... I think that Ninja sex would be really loud and hot actually. Since they have to be so stealthy for their job, don't you think they would want to let loose in bed...?
@rudyhou - wow.... that was revealing. btw - you seem to be writing more lately. I hope you continue.
@brooklyn2028 - uhm... I think Felix will have a thing or two to say about your comment. hahahaha ... Ninjas continue their stealthy ways in bed.
i'm trying, matt. but often times my mind just goes blank or not in the mood. it's so much easier to just comment on others' blogs.
well, set age a side and he'll make one perfect dream mate. ok, ok, so i should be dreaming about someone older. but hey, i can dream, can't i?
haha nearly everyone I know who went for the movie is for Rain only, anyway he's just not my type...
@agmhkg - hmmm... so what type are you interested in?
@ElusiveWords - hahaha......hard to say....
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