December 6, 2009

  • Silly Ninja Writer

    Ninja Assassin - hmmm... well, lots of action, lots of blood (I never knew blood could be so red), some interesting effects, and of course Rain.  The story line and writing could be a lot stronger.  But overall it wasn't as bad I had feared.  Rain was hotter than the Korean food I had a few weeks ago.  I so inspired by his body, I just want to go to a gym afterwards.  But instead, my bf and I went to an all you can eat Japanese food place.  We ate everything.  The irony is not lost on me. 

    I think I want to be a ninja.  Imagine being so stealthy and quiet.  Ninja sex would be mysterious and cloaked in secrecy.   All you would hear are blankets flapping and the sound of ninja stars slicing through the air ripping off your clothes.  It would be over before you even knew what happened. 

    A ninja's blog would be very concise.  Every word has a purpose.  You draw the reader in.  The trap is sprung.   *HAAHHHH*  - one less reader.  A ninja's blog never gets comments.  Just lots of blood stains.  No one dares to read their blogs. 

    Imagine being a ninja and working in retail or any service industry.  Yeah... those annoying, stupid and IQ challenged customers would feel the wrath of the ninja's sword.  We would have a lot less dumb customers.  There would be a lot of stories for  "Not Always Right"   (sorry Sion). 

    Ninjas are great cooks.  They take their time in the kitchen.  It's the only time they can relax after a hard day of sneaking around, slicing and dicing enemies and creating fear.  It's all healthy and delicious food.  Food that nourishes the body and the mind.  The only thing a ninja will not touch are stinky tofu and durian.    

    Ok... off to bed I go.  So much for raising the standards of my writing.  

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