April 23, 2010
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How my day went
I took a day off today. It was a bright, sunny day that started with lots of optimism. I thought I could pick up all the good vibes from yesterday. Instead, everything I touched today soured on me. There wasn't anything I could do right. I'm sure if I took a sh*t, I would miss the bowl.
It's just one of those days.
I'm sure if I took a sh*t, I would miss the bowl. There won't be toilet paper. When I flush, it'll just overflow. I'll probably be barefoot too.
If I was a vampire today, I'd probably would have a tooth ache.
If I was into S&M, I'd get nothing but tender loving care.
If I went shopping today, I know the person in front of me or behind me will get some sort of
prize for being the 1,000,000th customer.If I picked my nose, I would accidentally poke my eyeballs.
If I fart, it won't just be gas that would come out. And of course, I'd be wearing my tighty whities.
If I took a viagra pill, I would accidentally overdose and give new meaning to rigor mortis.
If I have a xiao long bao now, it would just spill all over me.
If I submit this entry, I'm sure everyone will think I'm weird.
There's about 30 minutes left before Friday is finally over. Of course, tonight - I'll finally get my wish. Time will finally slow down so I can enjoy every minute of it.
I need a beer. Of course, I don't have any more beer left!
Comments (26)
Awww, I hope you have a better day tomorrow! And um, do try to hold your bathroom urges for another 27 minutes.
(PS: Are we in the same time zone?)
if i typed this comment, it would probably just be deleted
(ive had plenty of these days this week)
Hahahahaaha! This made me laugh out loud with only 18 minutes left to go on a Friday! I love the vampire reference and S&M tender loving care! So funny! Hope Saturday is on the upswing for you!
@Senlin - yes, EST. p.s. I can't hold it in anymore!!! hahahaha
@tsotofu - I've been hearing a lot about missing comments lately. Well, you're in luck tonight!
@heart_beep - I hope Saturday will be a lot better too!
@ElusiveWords - Ew, too much information!
(6 more minutes, you're almost to the finish line! And what an explosive finish that'll be...)
I like the siao lone bao part!
LMAO
you are just being silly! I guess it is one of those days. Hope the weekend will be better.
Hang in there, Matt. Today may have sucked, but there is always tomorrow. My week kind of sucked as well, but some of my imploding friends are getting their act back together. Progress. Take care, my friend.
If you're into S&M, I'd be glad to hit you!
I loved the Vampire and S&M bit... the rest was a bit too weird.
aww... *hugs* i've had days like that before. hopefully today (saturday) will be better! i'm glad your sense of humor remained intact though!
Hahaha, those are some worthy FML situations.
"If I have a xiao long bao now, it would just spill all over me. " hahahaha my favourite one XD. Hope Saturday's better!!
people who think this is weird ARE weird! i mean comeon, everyone picks their nose, farts and has watched porn. i know everyone is a little bit of a dirty perve inside.
now that i have that out of my system, sorry your day sucked. put your anger into something... anything... so that you let it out. work can suck so bad, but i won't let it bleed into everything. hope you're doing good now
Just stopped to wish you good things for the weekend Matt,
Sounds like you can use the positive vibes.
Be well,
*~matthew~*
No more beer?! That never happens at my house!
You're weird, Matt~ =]
Oh dear! Hope your Saturday was better than your Friday!
I would definately say that your day sucked.
Jeez Matt, you really had it bad, didn't you. At least the next day was better.
I read:
Blah...blah...blah...I was into S&M...blah...blah...blah...
So, how did you get into S&M?
and why did you stop liking it?
Were you the S or M?
So many questions
It's so brave of you to reveal your kinks here!
@CurryPuffy - I've had them leak on me before. But I love those dumplings.
@oxyGENE_08 - you're laughing with me ... right?
@stevew918 - the weekend was better - thank you.
@Toro69 - I'm glad that your friends are getting their act together... I hope they didn't stretch the bonds of friendship too much.
@secade - that's what friends are for!
@Dezinerdreams - well, I'm kinda weird. lol...
@kunhuo42 - yeah, Saturday was better - thank you. I hope you had a good weekend Aaron.
@Roadlesstaken - yeah, I never thought about it that way.
@whoosh90 - yes, Saturday was better - thank you. I'm glad you like those dumplings.... spilling over me.
@stepaside_loser - yeah, I felt better after I wrote that. The community (including you Andrew) is very supportive. It's good to laugh at yourself every so often I guess.
@bleuzeus - my weekend went relatively well, a few challenges with my dad but otherwise was better than my Friday. Thanks for the positive vibes.
@yang1815 - I'll have to sneak into your house again.
@tomatoboi - J says that to me all the time.
@brooklyn2028 - yeah, Saturday was better, thank you. It's good to laugh about it now and I felt better after I blogged about it.
@styx_site - yeppers!
@ZSA_MD - yeah... it wasn't the greatest. But all bad things do come to an end - thank goodness for that.
@Wangium - you missed the word "if" lol.... you read too fast! btw - I meant sales and marketing. ^ ^
@ElusiveWords - Why sneak in? You're invited!
Matt,
Don't think any of them could possibly stretch the bonds of friendship too far.
Regards,
Fred