May 15, 2010
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Cleaning my condo
I hate cleaning. I've come to the conclusion my next condo will have 2 bedrooms. The first bedroom is for me. The second bedroom is for "stuff." I have no idea how it gets so dusty in my condo. While the Swifter mop does a decent job of picking up dirt and dust. I still have to wipe down the hardwood floors. After a month or two, there's just a build up of film.
I think I need to buy some more shelves and cabinets for storage. I just have "stuff" lots and lots of "stuff". If I'm not careful, I'd look like one of those hoarders.
There are a few things I would rather do than clean my condo.
1. I would rather roll around stark naked in a field full of big, hot, steaming, wet, cow patties.
2. I'd probably write my CEO an email promising to work even longer hours.
3. I'd pluck my nose hairs, eye brows and even my butt hair.
4. I think I'll do my laundry by hand.
5. Maybe I might even post a picture of myself.
Oh gee.... what I am saying? I think I'll go back to cleaning.
Comments (23)
5 isn't too hard!
im actually curious about #5 also. so please don't clean.
I suspect that you may have some additional fetishes you haven't told us about.
(And eww, butt hair. >.<)
happy cleaning!
#5 Sounds good... it ain't that difficult!
Ah, it isn't that bad is it Matt? Although I do have a friend who bought a three-bedroom house, turned one of the bedroms into a huge walk-in closet.
Now you know why I want a houseboi!!
Might I suggest the same for you?!?!
You're such a tease; we all know you're not going to post a picture
@Roadlesstaken - it is for me.
@tsotofu - it's too late, I have my Windex, Swifter on one hand and reading my blog with the other.
@Senlin - ok ok... the butt hair was gross. And yes, I have many other fetishes.
@Dezinerdreams - hahaha.... got to clean the stove!
@christao408 - let's say my condo will never look as nice as yours. I should do the same thing as your friend. I have a cousin who simply loves to clean. I might even pay him to come visit me.
@Fatcat723 - hahaha.... J will not be amused if I did that.
@secade - you are 100% correct!
the second room will require cleaning too. i think one bedroom is good enough!
@onmovement - ugh... growl... snarl... hiss... ok, I'll try to remain in a good mood.
@thetemptor - I think I'll keep that second room locked. hahahaha...
I know what you mean. ugh... cleaning...
you kidding me? nobody in their right mind, as far as i know, would prefer to do any of the above just to get away from cleaning. i, for one, enjoy cleaning. it always gives me a sense of accomplishment and makes my living space so much better to live in. ok, so maybe i have a soul of a maid. who cares.... but i think your readers wouldn't mind you doing no.5 ;)
Action #5 please!
Get a house boy!
#5!
If you posted a pic of yourself, wouldn't you cease being elusive? You might have to change your ID then too. Stick to cleaning..
@rudyhou - you're like my cousin. But I think I need to find someone with a really bad case of obsessive compulsive disorder for cleaning. I'm gonna get them to clean my condo. win - win? I'm not sure about #5.
@Cliffycliffz - yeah, my condo is small but when I have to clean it, it seems like a mansion.
@tomatoboi - hmm.... and spoil many years of anonymity? I don't want to shock my readers.
@CareyGLY - send one over!
@yang1815 - ^ ^ nope.
@zionlover - there's a logic in your comment somewhere.
@ElusiveWords - Ai yah~ You no good. Matty Teasey!
@ElusiveWords - Haha. Never mind. I was only joking.
@ElusiveWords - Sorry for my elusive words.
Hire cleaners
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