April 15, 2011
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Feeling Like a Zombie
8 footprints for the day - this must be an all time low.
Ok, I don't really take this stuff seriously. The laws of blogland is clear. If you don't write regularly, no one is going to visit you. I guess I'm gonna dust off this blog and see if I can still write.
I'm like a walking zombie at work nowadays. Sometimes I think I even look and smell like one. Here are a few examples:
1. A few days ago, I broke my thermos mug. So I have to buy tea at work. The other day, I was carefully holding the styrofoam cup underneath the hot water dispenser. The teabag is one of these huge pillowy things and it was draped over the side of the cup. As the hot water was streaming down, it spilled over the teabag onto my hand. I stared at it and wondered why my hand was hurting. I quickly pulled it out but not before a couple of people noticed. I pretended it didn't hurt.
2. One afternoon at work, I had to go to the washroom for a dump. I didn't want to use the small one on my floor so I took the elevator down to the mainfloor. There's one off to the side that's relatively big and quiet. I came back to my desk with a cup of coffee. As I sipped that much needed caffeine, I realized I didn't even go to the washroom. So I had to make another trip downstairs again to do my stuff.
3. The other morning I was in a hurry to leave my condo when I remembered to look grab my reading glasses. I found the case but it was empty. I spent 15 minutes wandering around my small condo looking for it. Now I know my condo is kinda cluttered but this was bizarre. Then it dawned on me, it's sitting on top of my head. I gingerly felt my head but my glasses weren't there. Just to be sure, I patted my head several times (it's big...). I might have even slapped it a couple of times. I left work with my backup reading glasses. When I got home, I did another walk around and found it on the dining room floor. I have no idea why it was there.
4. Zombies like me are civilized and we wear underwear to cover our rotting flesh. I have an assortment of boxers, boxer briefs and briefs. The other morning I was dressing and put on my briefs. I then reached into my dresser and got out a pair of boxers. I put it on and then realized I had my undies on already.
Zombies need love, go hug a zombie. And buy them some yellow sticky notes...
Comments (17)
Undies....coffee....reading glasses....taking a dump, thanks for sharing all these tidbits!
@CurryPuffy - hahaha - you're first again!
Boxers over briefs? You've got it all wrong. It is always briefs over your trousers...!
Taking a dump on the ground floor comfort room that no one but the guards uses = WIN! haha
Anyway, I really don't take notice of my footprints anymore. I just post and if people read/comment great. If not, it's aight.
2 + 4 made me smile :]
And it's alright. As long as all these events didn't happen in the same week, I think you should be fine Mr. Zombie.
And if you're ever in need of any zombie-loving, I'm always here to offer hugs.
I always hug zombies as they are people too. Sounds like we were having the same kind of week!
I thought Zombies only danced in Michael Jackson music videos
You poor thing. Clearly, there is too much on your mind and you're not getting enough sleep.
hahaha in undergrad my life used to revolve around post-it notes. they definitely kept me sane and on top of everything i needed to do. i've kind of fallen out of that habit... now i just email myself important reminders.
i think you need to get more sleep!
at least you didn't just sit on the toilet without taking off your pants/underwear doing ur business.
I hate it when I forget my reading glasses.
#2 was the best out of those 4~
LOL. Poor Mattie. Seems like you need some down time to unwind and get away from it all!
You make me laugh Matt,
I HATE using the bathroom at work,
I always prefer the home field advantage...
I hope you've recieved your zombie love over the weekend.
*~matthew~*
Well you've got over 100 vies on this post alone, so I don't think you're doing too bad at all!
@Dezinerdreams - ah.... ok, you have a lot of credibility so I'm gonna trust you on this.
@oxyGENE_08 - it looks like you know all the good places to take a dump... hahaha.
@Devilzgaysianboi - it was the same week - oh well, what can I do. Hope things are ok with you and thank for loving this zombie.
@Fatcat723 - well, technically zombies aren't people - ex people right? hahaha ... I hope this week is better for you.
@The_Eyes_Of_A_Painter - this zombie doesn't dance well.
@christao408 - sleep is a luxury. I actually woke up around 3:30 this morning and finally got back to sleep a bit after 4:30.
@kunhuo42 - I do need more sleep (and exercise).
@yang1815 - I'm glad you saw the bright side of this. I have uhm... done something similar.
@Randy7777 - I almost slapped my head silly looking for it.
@tomatoboi - wait till it happens to you.
@brooklyn2028 - I do but it's kinda difficult to get away right now.
@bleuzeus - hope things are ok with you Matthew, thanks for dropping by.
@CareyGLY - it has been very quiet on Xanga lately... very very quiet. I mean, aside from Alex's NYC get together, the traffic seems to be very slow.
@ElusiveWords - I just know. I can't take a random dump in public toilets unless I really REALLY have to go. I can control if I could. I'm OC about toilets.
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