May 29, 2012

  • Growl

    I got into our condo elevator from the parking garage with this other guy.  I don't know a lot of folks in our building.  So we nod and smile politely even though we don't really mean it.  It's a slow elevator and I just stared at the numbers as it slowly made its way up.  All of a sudden I feel something push and rub against my crotch.  This always happens to me at elevators.  The stupid dogs always like to sniff my crotch. 

    "Finlay - get back here!"  The guy pulled his dog back while I politely brush the dog's head and let him sniff my hand instead. 

    Only dogs find me sexy.  When I was 13 years old, I was at a friend's house.  They had some small poodle like puppy.  I was eating at the kitchen table along with my friend and his mom.  The dog comes up to me.  So I put out my hand to to pet it.  It liked my hand and decided to stand up and leaned against my hand.  So I'm sitting on the chair, talking with my friend and his mom while the dog is leaning against my left hand.  I absentmindedly started to rub the dog's chest a bit.  Before I know it, I feel something odd against my fingers.  My friend is giggling but didn't say anything.  I look down and the dog is bouncing back and forth on my hand.  At that time I didn't know what he was doing.  Then it dawned on me, he was humping on my hand! 

    I stopped the hand job and tried to discreetly rejoin the conversation.  But the mom had already saw what was going on.  I just played dumb.  I had no idea how talented I was in playing dumb.  But I think that horny poodle left some scent on me permanently.  Which is why I will never want a dog.   

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