February 24, 2013
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Hungry
You shouldn’t even exist and yet you do. I followed your scent as you walked into my kitchen. I only purchased you for the evening and wondered if there would be more evenings with you. I felt like a lusty, horny predator when I slipped you out of your clothes. My eyes drank your beauty from head to toe. My tongue flickered out like a snake and sampled you. My hands continued to slide over your luscious skin. You didn’t mind at all.
Ah… the bacon, ham, pineapple pizza w/ cheese. I didn’t think I would like you but I will sleep with you again.
Comments (23)
pizza! the bane of my health-conscious existence haha!
@l0311879l - pizza and beer, it’s one of my weaknesses too!
OK, yes pizza I can eat over and over again –but no pineapples please! And yes I do taste it repeatedly after eating lolol. burp!
@Fatcat723 - I saw a cooking show where they added some caramelized onions and pepper to pineapple and ham. Apparently that made it a lot better.
Somehow i thought you were describing J at the second part of the blog. Me bad uh,
Of course you knew you’d like him! =D
I don’t like pizza but that looks good
At first glance, I thought I was reading onto a naughty Mattie adventure. It was only food porn afterall! LOL
Recommending!! omg! so hot! lol
Reads like porn and is … food porn.
oh my. someone is having a lusty appetite for something gooie, sticky, oily, and down right salty ;p
@ElusiveWords - That does sound interesting – next time maybe I will give it a try,
That looks so delicious!!! I never thought I would like pineapple and Canadian bacon or ham pizza, but I love it.
Wow that looks amazing. I’m incredibly hungry now… Thanks.
gosh, it’s been months and months since I’ve had a slice of pizza.
Oh yum and I am drooling!
jeez louise. i sure miss hawaiian pizza
It’s Pizza Slut!
Just the thought of pizza, a couch, one other friend and a TV is very nice
Food erotica, lol
@stevew918 - hee hee… oh no, I wouldn’t want to embarrass him.
@christao408 - pizza and I have been intimate friends for years.
@JoeytheGenie - oh no, pizza and running don’t go together.
@CurryPuffy - I should write some erotic stories…. any suggestions?
@BlissfulRedemption - thanks for the rec, I am glad you enjoyed it.
@beowulf222 - maybe I should write some real porn.
@rudyhou - yes I do have these periodic cravings for salty, greasy food. I know it’s not healthy … sigh. But thanks for the rec.
@lonelywanderer2 - I was leery the first time I heard of it but it works. I know most foodies will recoil at the Hawaiian pizza though.
@justpixels - I hope you didn’t raid the fridge.
@ZSA_MD - maybe it’s time for another slice! Thank you for the rec.
@Grannys_Place - I should have included a napkin with the picture. Thanks for visiting and for the rec.
@bonmots - it’s time to order one!
@stepaside_loser - pizza slut – HAHAHAHA; that’s me!
@MzKeekz - I should make this into a regular series.
@ElusiveWords - I am not into reading porn. LOL
I started making my own