April 28, 2013
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Oral
It was my first time. I looked at the shaft and it was not as thick as I had originally thought. It was slender with a odd bent towards the end. I flicked my tongue at it, not knowing how to do it. But it didn't take long for me to get comfortable with it. I wrapped my mouth around it and let it glide inside my mouth. It felt comfortable. I watched enough videos to know how to maneuver it around. I took the next step. I could feel it starting to surge. The water soon started to pulsate. I moved the Waterpik gently around my gums. My sink was completely drenched afterwards. It looked like I had a small waterfight in my bathroom.
But my dentist will be happy that my mouth is squeaky clean. I hope my next checkup will be a good one.
Comments (33)
For about a minute I thought you were talking about a dick on your mouth!
"watched videos..." eww
and then..
"oh... Matt you cheeky bastard!"
The moment I saw this title I knew it was going to be a play with words. *haha*
The latest model?........ I am still using the old one, and seldom wrap my mouth over it....... Lol
Matt, u r a great writer, horny and imaginative. In case your current job is giving you too much stress, you may want to try out as a porn book writer. Creat a new xanga id, and start writing. I know you will be very popular. A part time porn writer may pay more than what you are getting with your current 80 hour a week job? Hehe, Oh, before your dirty mind imagination get too excited, i was thinking oral porn, food porm that is. Hehe. Got you, did I? Hehe.
What a tease!! LOL I knew it!!
For a minute there I thought you were eating a banana
Ha! You got me! I am NOT thinking about dentists or Waterpiks right now!
Thanks!!!
HUGS!!!
I was fairly sure this would be about something other than oral sex, but I still had to read it. Well done!!!
Remind me to stay clear of you when you are brushing.
I was disappointed when it wasn't thick!
WOW - as Chris, I don't want to get near you when you are cleaning your teeth
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haha! boo!
Oh no and I was thinking I did not want to read this but also figured it was not what it sounded like. Don"t want to be near you and that water pick<:) Have a good week.
Haha!
LOL! Nice! I like your playful word style!
I knew you were tricking us. Fun post.
@XtremePsionic - hee hee... didn't mean to startle you.
@beowulf222 - oh Nick, you know me so well.
@agmhkg - it's called the Classic Water Flosser. It was on sale and I also used my Optima points from Shoppers.
@stevew918 - I'm not sure if I'll make a good porn writer. But I do dream of being a writer.
@CurryPuffy - one of these days Gary, I'll surprise you guys. Until then, you have to put up with these corny stuff.
@Nostra_Damus - I did have a banana today.
@adamswomanback - hugs back, I will try to get you again.
Thanks for the rec.
@lonelywanderer2 - thank you, sometimes my imagination gets the better of me. Thank you for the rec.
@christao408 - @Fatcat723 - you should stay away, I moan and groan when I brush my teeth and whip myself into a near orgasmic frenzy... hahaha...
@stepaside_loser - mmmph.... sorry, can't talk with my mouth full.
@l0311879l - boo to you too.
@Grannys_Place - it's like a water hose. I have to wipe the sink, faucet, counter and mirror dry after using that Waterpik.
@jennylovve -
thanks for dropping by.
@heart_leigh - thanks, glad you liked it.
@ZSA_MD - it was hard trying to keep it naughty and clean.
I was waiting for the twist. Did not disappoint. I've never looked at my toothbrush as a sexual tool, seems so dirty.
I know about the imagination running away. Read the post linked below, if you are interested, and let me know what you think.
I Am A Dick
Sexually unsatisfied?
@mr_jin_tonic - hee hee... you'll think twice about brushing your teeth. But then again, I'm gay so it doesn't matter to me.
@lonelywanderer2 - that was a good read, well done.
@Wangium - not really. ^ ^
Lol, that's funny. For some reason, until now, I thought you were a girl...an Asian girl at that.
Are you at least Asian?
@mr_jin_tonic - HAHAHAHAHA... I'm Chinese.
@mr_jin_tonic @ElusiveWords - I am
not sure if I want to use a tooth brush ever again. I feel so naughty just licking it.
@ElusiveWords - I think Chinese qualify as Asians. Kind of at least.
I really like this style of writing. What you did really well, though, was build the suspense. Pretty early on I figured you were not talking about what you were suggesting you were talking about...but, I couldn't figure out the actual topic...until the very end. Well done.
i think i can handle two in my mouth at the same time.
@mr_jin_tonic - what a creeper! you only subscribed to him cause you thought he was a girl! LOL!
very playful. Now I don't think I can look at a waterpike the same way again after your description of it. heheh
When I first read the abstract on my phone, I thought Gmail had a made a mistake. LOL
@TutelageOfTheMundane - thank you.
@wutuwaitn4 - why stop at 2? I guess I can charm straight guys - hahahaha!
@icebladz - just don't choke the next time you use one.
@CareyGLY - don't worry, if it's NSFW, I'll definitely warn people. I actually want to write something a bit risque and naughty w/ an Asian flavour of course.
I knew it was a trap
Was it an electric toothbrush, a hygienic machine for the gums, or something else?
@Devilzgaysianboi - one of these days I'll write something x-rated. But my audience is PG-13.
This Waterpik sends pulses of water in a small stream. You position it between the teeth and at the gum lines to get rid of trapped food particles and plaque.
unfulfilled?