April 17, 2011
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A world of contradictions
I’m a bundle of contradictions.
I have excellent interpersonal skills – with myself.
I’m a closet exhibitionist.
I’m a very quiet extrovert.
I talk a lot to myself.
I always remember that I’m forgetful.
I love watching home repair shows but I never do any home repairs. I can’t even find a manual for hammers and screwdrivers.
I also love watching shows about repairing cars or fixing up cars. But the most complex thing I’ve done is an oil change.
I get daily emails from Men’s Health. But I don’t have a six pack at all.
I am wary about revealing anything about myself. But I wish you folks would reveal everything about yourselves.
I’m a very private person and paranoid about any online stalkers. But I secretly stalk you folks.
I’m a very honest liar. White lies don’t count.
I’m a very hard working procrastinator bordering on being a workaholic.
Welcome to my world where opposites attract.
Comments (22)
lol. =)
i talk to myself a lot, too.
i’d be impresed if you secretly stalked me, and i’d be curious to know how much you managed to find out.
one of my friends said they wished there were more hours in a day, and i told him that if there were, we’d only just procrastinate more!
Sounds pretty oxymoronic to me!
We are getting to know Matt more and more…..^0^
LOL so awesome!
I am *some* of these too – guess which ones. =P
I tend to watch cooking shows.. yet I never cook.
I wish I did…. but even that doesn’t get me to the kitchen.
*~matthew~*
Does anybody on here actually know who you are/seen you in person??
You are also silly but not so silly.
If you think about each one… it does make sense :].
But I DO want to get to know you more…
I can’t help but noticed that most of your commenters are males.
I also talk to myself. it actually happens so often that the other person would go “come again, what did you say?”
I talk a lot to myself too
Your life sounds balanced to me. I talk to myself because it is the only way I can get an intelligent conversation!!
You are fabulous Matt. Love you, and love the post.
nice
Nicely done! I suppose things don’t go so well if a quiet person had a really curious soul.
I really liked this post!!
INFP?
oil change is good. I don’t even do it myself anymore.
LOL!! agreed with most of your lines.
agree with most of these. but these little twists/dimensions/layers are what makes you/us/life interesting. no?
@ThePrince -
just being silly (ok – 10% of that is serious).
@kunhuo42 - I do want more hours in a day but I think you’re right, I would procrastinate a bit more too. Hmm… what can I tell you about you Aaron? Stalkers are gentleman – we never tell. (I think I sound a bit creepy now so I better stop.)
@slmret - hee hee…. I was trying to do some work and this entry came to mind.
@CurryPuffy - except what I look like…
@bleuzeus - you must mess up your kitchen a bit more.
@tomatoboi - actually Franco, 3 people have met me (and I wasn’t even in disguise)
@Dezinerdreams - you’re right! (ed note: you’re half right, but guess which half).
@oxyGENE_08 - you’re the exhibitionist, your fly is down before you even get to the washroom!
@ms_coco - I guess most of my subscribers are male. I think it’s split 60/40 guys but I never did a count.
@lcfu - in many languages?
@Fatcat723 - HAHAHAHA… good one.
@ZSA_MD - Thanks Zakiah, I hope you’re enjoying the spring.
@dmcx2010 - thank you.
@nov_way - glad you liked it and thanks for dropping by.
@RachelLeah22 - I’m glad you liked this. Thanks for the compliment.
@TheBigShowAtUD - I’m not really sure. I never took those tests.
@yang1815 - I think my limit is putting windshield wiper fluid and checking the tire pressure.
@BenelliMan - thanks for dropping by and for subscribing!
@caki730 - interesting I guess, some people probably think I’m a bit strange too. hee hee…
@ElusiveWords - LOL