September 8, 2011
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I'm still around
I've been buried at work and am surfacing briefly for some air. In addition to my regular duties, I seemed to have picked up the responsibility to provide weekly reports and monthly reports on my team. What started out as a simple 15 minute exercise has evolved into a more formal vehicle of communication. It's just been very tiring trying to stay on top of things. I don't think I get any real work done. Of course I get the usual "how come you're so far behind in your work?"
I made a quick visit to my doctor to get a prescription refilled. She noticed that I've missed my physical 3 times in a row despite her reminders. She also said that I looked very tired. I can't help but fall asleep in her waiting room. She decided to conduct a physical on the spot. I protested only to be told to strip to my undies. I wasn't mentally prepared for this. Well not me, but my "thing" (or junk as Americans call it). Of course my thing was horrified when she did started to check down there. He screamed "It's a woman and she's touching me!!!" It did a major retreat. It was like a turtle's head ducking back into the shell. I mean, I had no idea my thing could retreat that far into my body. There was nothing left to examine. I tried to be manly about this. "Hey doc, you have cold hands." But the humiliation was already done.
After it was over, my thing and I had a drink and it seemed fine after that. After all, that's what guys do when they need to be counseled - they drink.
It'll take a bit of time to catch up on your blogs. I'm off on a short business trip but I have to fly out on Sunday. I still have to do a lot to prepare for this trip. Life is just a bit too busy right now.
p.s. I guess traffic to my site is at an all time low (2 footprints for today). Oh well...
Comments (23)
awww. Im still reading
Still around when you post. I just started classes this week, and it's been a bit busy for me as well. Good luck with work. Hope you catch up to everything. And here's a tip: You know how people say not to sweat the small stuff? Well... It's all small stuff.
Take a break and have fun! ^_^
Dude, just tell your thing that it doesn't like women anyway and there's nothing to be embarrassed about. I mean, it could have been worse. It could have gotten excited.
Nice to hear soemthing from you! Have a fun trip!
That was a hilarious tale of your thing and you. That should be a classic storytime for kids.
Lol. Could have been worse. You could have had one of those "if it lasts over 4 hours" things they warn about on Viagra commercials. I was once examined by someone who had to have soaked their hands in ice water. Talk about an unpleasant experience. Try to get some rest Matt.
As long as your "thing" works who cares about size anyway. Tell that to a woman!
I am careful to make sure the doctor is not young or cute. That way my thing remains asleep. Had a young cute guy one time.........
"It did a major retreat. It was like a turtle's head ducking back into
the shell. I mean, I had no idea my thing could retreat that far into
my body. There was nothing left to examine."
HAHAHAHA XD. Would you rather have it retreat or get an erection?
Haha, thanks for sharing your dick story.
Yep. Still here too.
My thingy never did that.
Matt - take care of your health, even if it means a little (er... relatively) bit of embarrassment. We'll still be here when you return.
hahahahha.... omg i can't help but laugh... not sure if that's the correct response to this, but heck, i can't control it, haha
@BenelliMan - aww... thanks. I've noticed you've also been blogging profusely too!
@Frost_Velissir - good luck with school. Yeah, I think I've been sweating tons about work and it's not what I should be worrying about.
@supanamja - sometimes I can't control that thing... it has a mind of its own. Stubborn little prick....
@CurryPuffy - thanks Gary, it's in Ottawa - there's no time for sightseeing. The schedule is jammed. I don't even have a small camera with me.
@Roadlesstaken - classic story time for kids? HAHAHAHA
@Toro69 - I will try to get some rest. You're right, the alternative could be far worse. 4 hours... omg.
@The_Eyes_Of_A_Painter - it's still ticking!
@Fatcat723 - wait a minute ... you gotta finish that comment. You left me and my thing hanging in suspense.
@pika_whoosh - ai ya... I suppose the alternative could be worse. I probably would have to crawl out of the doctor's office in shame.
@stepaside_loser - hey Andrew, glad you got a chuckle.
@oxyGENE_08 - good to see that you're still around Gene.
@RulerofMasons - hahaha... mine gets nervous I suppose.
@christao408 - hi Chris - yeah, I gotta watch my health. I see signs of burning out so I need to be very careful.
@maniacsicko - a caveman with a big club can laugh anytime he wants.
@ElusiveWords - The rest will make good fodder for you imagination lol.
Take care of your health Matt. I know how busy you are not just with your work, but also taking care of dad. Don't ignore yourself.
The reason why I haven't visited you, is because you haven't posted anything new. I love to come and visit you. have a safe trip tomorrow, where ever you are going. Hope you will have some fun time too.
as the saying goes, it's the size that counts...
@ZSA_MD - yeah, I haven't posted a lot lately. I have to be careful not to burn out as I'm starting to see signs of it. I'm in Ottawa for a few days and I'm trying to keep my evenings free so I can relax.
@alchemystfury - should I measure before or after the "retreat"? lol...
@ElusiveWords - the size of your confidence
ha this is a good one.
@yang1815 - it was not a pleasant experience.
@ElusiveWords - would it have been better if the hands were hot?
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