December 27, 2013
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Why I Don’t Like PDA
It was Christmas dinner with my brother’s extended family. He somehow managed to stand next to me while I was chatting away. I looked at him and nodded. A moment later, there was a discreet nudge at my knee. I looked at him again to see if this was really happening. And it was. We stood there, our bodies in contact. No one in the room seemed to notice this PDA. I decided to raise the stakes and moved my hands slowly up and down his back. He looked at me and we connected.
He must have sat at the other table during dinner. No one seemed to notice us, if they did, they were probably too stunned or polite to say anything. After dinner and while the tables were being cleared, everybody dispersed. He sat down beside me and lowered his head to my knee, nudging ever closer to my ahem… His curly hair was soft to touch. After a few more minutes of this, he went away again. I was
hardmesmerized.Dessert was cake and ice cream. But it had an odd smell. Then I realized what that smell was. It was his scent. I could smell it each time I raised the fork to my mouth. It was all over my hands and sleeve. Dog breath. Stupid dog - you some breath mints if you’re going to do anything with your mouth. After I got home, I could smell that dog all over my jeans and shirt. I stripped off all my clothes and threw it into the washing machine. From now on, no more PDA with dogs.
Comments (8)
*shakes head* haha. I really thought you were going down that disturbing route of … well, it’s too shocking to even write. Haha. It starts with ‘i”. Thank God you didn’t! I was gettings so disturbed reading this.
I wonder what word starts with “i”? Oh.. that one. hahahaha…. he’s straight! Maybe I should write a disturbing story about that subject.
Oh noes, lol, that poor dog! Heartbreaker! :p
dog breath… ugh. And some people let dogs lick their face.
LOL!!! OMG that was hilarious… I didn’t know what to expect halfway through.. but I was DEFINITELY NOT expecting THAT. Lol. Good one
Dogs just seem to find me.
LOL. i love dogs. they are the most adorable thing. for a second there, i thought you were cheating on you know who.
I’m a cat person myself but I don’t hate dogs. I was once walking to the subways station late at night and this German Sheppard came running up from behind me. I turned around and in the loudest, sternest voice I yelled “SIT!”. And it sat. I just kept walking…. I took a look back and the dog finally walked backed to where it came from.