February 1, 2009
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Greetings - doggie style
Why is it that when I bump into dogs in my condo, 9 out of 10 times (especially the big dogs) - they will come over and sniff my crotch? I know that's how they greet each other. You must have seen dogs do that to each other on the sidewalk. Sort of like a 69 but standing up. Some of the owners will pull their dog away immediately but they keep staring at my crotch (the dogs - not the owners).
It's a good thing humans don't do this. Can you imagine a conversation at work?
Matt: Hi Bob, how was your weekend? *sniff sniff*
Bob: Pretty good *sniiifffff* How was yours?
Matt: Great - hey, there's Mary - let's go find out how the meeting went this morning!
Mary: Hi guys, one at a time please - I only have one nose!In my next life, I want to be a dog and find out what all the fuss is about.
Comments (24)
When we were at the Royal Thai Consul's home in Kansas City, her golden retriever seemed very interested in Tawn's crotch.
Ha,, i love it.. that is funny mate. I always seem to get the crotch sniffers too.
*~matthew~*
Oh, and I see your blog is now wire-bound. Should make it easier to turn the pages, that way it will lie flat.
@christao408 - yeah, those breeds are always curious!
@bleuzeus - there must be a scent or something.
@christao408 - lol... I just want to expand the right boundary a bit more.
That's kind of dangerous... you never know if it's only sniffing and not a bite.
@tomobe - I know... I just try to shove their nose away and hope they don't leave any wet nose prints on my pants. So far, none of them have bitten me.
Yea, that is one heck of a way to greet someone - especially if it leaves a wet mark
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@Fatcat723 - yeah - maybe it can be a conversation starter. "Oh, I see bowzer has said hi to you."
you definitely gave me a good laugh
Hahaha... and in the life after that, please be born human and write about your experiences as a dog.
Now I know what u like to sniff * wink wink * =P
LMAO !!! OMG, that was some funny shyte !!
@ElusiveWords - good thought lolololol
hahaha that's funny. i don't get a lot of dogs sniffing at me, but i do get some that like to jump on me. i'm not sure which is worse...
That is a funny blog Matt. Actually hilarious.
Have you noticed that short-haired dogs do that more than long-haired dogs?
@tomatoboi - hee hee... always at my expense.
@Dezinerdreams - oh yeah, forgot about that. hahahaha
@zozoyork - hahaha ... good one.
@Ratinha - thanks, glad you had a good laugh.
@kunhuo42 - they only jump at me when I wear a white shirt.
@ZSA_MD - hahaha - glad you liked it.
@jojobaDESIGNS - hmmm....haven't really noticed a pattern.
Love your new background theme, very cute! Hey Matt, are those your shoes? *sniff sniff*
now THAT'll be interesting
yeah, had the same experience. just glad that those dogs never bite after they sniffed. sometimes they make me wonder if i really need to spend an extra time in the shower.
Maybe you didn't drip it clean and had yellow spots in the underwear
mind if i sniff you?
PS(!) - are you the mystery xanga premium gifter?!?!?
@curry69curry - just looking for a nice theme. If those were my shoes, you wouldn't survive sniffing them.
@rudyhou - hmm.... what the heck do they smell that I don't?
@Wangium - hahahaha *looks down to check*
@ABSOLUTmichael - *sniffs back* p.s. huh?
Quit wearing those porkie pig (bacon) underoos!
hahahaha - if I wore those, they would be chomping down on me not just sniffing.
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