March 27, 2011
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More crazy things…
I’m sure most of you have heard about the 100 mile diet. The idea is to consume food grown within a 100 miles of where you live. What if it was extended to uhm… things you use for sex. I can just imagine the conversation.
J: I’m feeling horny.
Matt: I should let you know that I’ve signed both of us for the 100 mile challenge.
J: What on earth are you talking about?
Matt: We can only use things that were made within a 100 miles of here. See that bottle of lube in your hand? It’s not made anywhere near here so we can’t use it.
J: Huh?
Matt: No condoms either.
J: What?
Matt: Those are the rules, we can’t use anything unless it’s made within a 100 miles of where we live.
J: How about this vibrator?
Matt: Sorry – that’s from Japan.
J: I should get out your whip then and your leather gear. I seem to remember that you got that from a farm just north of the city.
Matt: I’m now vegan. So – no animal products either.
J: I think your brain has become a vegetable.
ed note: conversation is not real, this is just a figment of Matt’s sick imagination.
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In other useless news, I used to crack almost every joint in my body – from my neck to my toes. I don’t do a lot of that anymore. But I still crack my knuckles and my knees still pop after I’ve been sitting too long. My lower back will occasionally pop but it’s nothing like what I used to do. I found this on YouTube. This isn’t me and he cracks his joints differently than I did. But I like hearing that snap, crackle and pop. You’ll have to crank up the volume.
Maybe I’ve cracked my neck one too many times.
Comments (14)
O_o… Did the conversation really happen?
nice convo… and i like to crack my neck all the time. i am that obnoxious neck cracker in class.
@oxyGENE_08 - hahaha – no, do you think I would plaster it out there if it was real? lol…
@sonychak - my cubicle mate smacked me in the shoulder once when he saw me cracking my neck (and it was loud!).
Okay, now I know where to get my next vibrator…..haha~Whenever I hear someone cracking bones, I feel quite uneasy, don’t know why!
I crack my ankles almost every other step I take. It’s something genetic. Perhaps I’m an X-man just waiting to be discovered. In other news, perhaps you are are a villain in disguise after reading this. lol.
whip and leather gear? oh my!
spit is the natural lube.
lol. i get squeamish everytime someone cracks their bones like that.
I always crack every single possible joint that I can!
I love it, takes the stress off for that split second~
Did you bump your head somewhere? Just asking.
I crack my back often, I instantly feel the stress lighten up.
Sounds like a decent conversation, imagined or otherwise.
= )
You are funny.
@CurryPuffy - if I ever meet you, I’ll have to remember not to crack my knuckles.
@alchemystfury - I guess you’ll never be able to sneak up on anyone with those noisy ankles.
@kunhuo42 - imaginary conversation… honest!
@yang1815 - lol…
@ThePrince - *CRACK*
@tomatoboi - one doctor warned me about cracking my neck because a lot of blood vessels and nerves could be inadvertently damaged. I’ve stopped doing that for some time now.
@Dezinerdreams - I used to be able to do some serious back cracking but not anymore.
@Vitamin_D - it was an imaginary conversation…
@ZSA_MD - a tired mind can be a silly mind.
100 miles rule, lol. You have great imagination or just horny?
Hope J lives within 100 miles, hehe. I do not feel comfortable is I hear my bones crack.