May 17, 2012
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My Spidey Senses are Tingling
I was working late in my dimly lit home office. (ed note: Matt's home office is just a desk in the corner of his condo.) Out of the corner of my eye, I saw something move on the wall. I looked over and saw this huge spider. WTF - it was the size of a toonie! It must have known I was looking at it because it just stopped. I grabbed a couple of tissue and growled. I hate killing big spiders so I have to get a bit angry first. I slammed the tissue against the spider and pulled it back. I slowly open the crunched up tissue and it was empty! It must have fallen into the pile of boxes underneath my desk. I hunted for that thing and can't find it.
Now I can't sleep. I have a pissed off spider looking for revenge. I just know once I doze off, it's gonna bite me or do something nasty. I also figured even if I somehow killed it and the body fell behind the desk, it'll turn into a zombie spider. I really need to sleep with a gun or a can of Raid.
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Ooh, just learnt a new word: toonie - groovy. If it's 3cms, I wouldn't squash it, because I'm a wuss. Instead, I'd knock it inside a takeaway container, close the lid and throw it in the bin - yes, they will die a slow, painful death, unfortunately.
Actually, that spider might be eating other little crawlies that are in your condo. It may be helping keep your condo clear of those little pests.
Spider Man..Spider Man does whatever a spider can. Spins a web any size, catches thieves just like flies.
hahaha ur so bloody cute XD
I hate killing insects. I throw everything I have at them: shoes, newspapers, chemical warfare ... only my neutrino gun is reserved for the really big critters.
Haha~cover yourself while you sleep and make sure it won't creep into your mouth or ears while you are dreaming away!
That spider is gonna be more elusive now that you almost killed it! I find using tissues are gross because you feel the "juice" when you squish it. *shudders* I use slippers instead.
dude, it could turn out to be a spiderbro
http://imgur.com/gallery/D5Ieu
@stepaside_loser - aw... don't throw it into the bin, throw the spider outside if you can. Our dollar coin is known as the loonie because it has a loon on it.
@Fatcat723 - I know but I wish this spider would stay hidden. I really didn't want to know it was there.
@catstemplar2 - hahaha... speaking of which, I can't wait for the next movie to come out.
@DuTcHess_VaLkyrie - thanks... I am a bit silly sometimes. But I blame it on that spider!
@beowulf222 - shoes? hahahaha..... there must be a lot of scuff marks on your walls and ceilings.
@CurryPuffy - I was awake till 2:30ish and slept with the lights on (as if that helps).
@MzKeekz - I hate that squishy feeling too. If you use slippers, then you would have to wipe the walls and the slippers too.
@supanamja - omg - what a touching story (well... sort of) hahaha...
Are you frikkin kidding me?
Matt, move those damn boxes off their butts, and look for it. I would go sleep in a motel until I find that eight-legged monster.
haha... i do the same with mosquitos. i sleep in total darkness. sometimes i would hear a buzzing noise near my ear from a mosquito flying by, in which i would automatically sit up and switch on the side table light and wait for the sucker to come back so i can kill it. and i can't go back to sleep till i do. just the thought of that damn thing sucking my blood while i sleep and leaving a big itch is just driving me mad.
>< Get a mini vacuum with a hose! That way they can't escape .__.
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